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12.03.2009
Okay, so I know you're all going to think I'm crazy. And I probably am. I mean, we all know that I've always had this tiny (ie. rather protruding and disgusting) amount of drama and weirdness inside of me, but it's never really had a chance to manifest itself IRL.
Yes, I just said IRL. Have a problem with that? Take it up with Ben. He explained it rather well to me.
This craziness/insanity/random-late-night-brain-explosion caused me to laugh uproariously for no apparent reason at the family cat, who was eating and was startled and tripped me over, which is how I ended up on the floor with corn on my head, which caused me to laugh even harder, creating an echo chamber out of the rather small kitchen and invited Lisa's hair and nail clients to get up at stare at my loud, writhing, form.
Which was funny. I watched myself in my replay from out of body mind theatre and it was funny. I know this to be true.
The clients also started laughing. Good sign.
Inspiration hit me when I had regained composure and balance and I decided right then and there:
I SHOULD VLOG!
Yeah. Wow. Cool thought. So unoriginal.
But HECK YES.
So I hopped onto YouTube -insert angelic soundtrack here, maybe a halo and some cheap Twilight-esque graphics- to find some vloggers. I had seen a lovelavalive vid a looong time ago. I'm thinking I was not into that kind of thing back then, or else I would have remember it...or favorited it or someshit. But yes.
Reliving those past memories. Adding new ones. Fucking love Mitchell Davis. He and I should meet, cause I happen to think we'd do some crazy ass shit, like blow up a garbage can...with...milk, or something. And all this unecessary swearing I'm making would be smoothly edited out with pleasing sitcom sound effects. That would make me happy. The sound effects. Yes, and Mitchell too. Sure.
And that's my crazy idea.
Pretty rad, eh? EH? I thought so.
I still do.
Although, I lack distinct camera equipment. Well, any, really. Webcam from the iMac, I suppose. I'd have to learn how to use that. Oho! Adventurrrrrrrrrrrre.
So many 'r's. Ew.
Not editing it.
SO. I'm going to create a YouTube account, and then possibly/maybe/hopefully upload a vid.
Of something. Most likely me.
As it's my blog. ehe. VLOG.
WOW. what a rush.
Off to watch Star Trek.
Torrented. Just for you, Kris. Just for you.
Nobody else.
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