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11.09.2009
Dear Jenny,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the Elton John concert and I saw you drive over my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you and the results of that blood-sample, as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Go milk a cow,
Kate
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Oh, the boredom...